WR: On to question three, and I'm hoping this one is a little better then the last two. Ben, all year long, your partner has been dropping hints about the crappy Christmas present you got him last year so THIS year you decide to put some thought and creativity into it and you get him what?
KL: Damn straight, what are you getting me?
WR: It's a hypothetical question.
KL: So? He got me a fishing pole last Christmas, and it's been stuck in the hall closet all year. Haven't even taken the tags off of it.
BC: You didn't even take the tags off?
KL: We never go fishing, what did you expect?
BC: Why didn't you say something?
KL: Because it was the first Christmas gift that you bought for me. Not that I'm complaining about the other gifts, I'm not, but it was the first thing that I got to unwrap from you.
WR: Well, that answers the question that I was going to ask. I try to come up with a decent 'what if' question and you guys actually had it happen. Is this entire interview going to be like this?
BC: Most likely. You should have talked to the Monkey boys. They never seem to do anything wrong to each other.
KL: Except for the Diva fits...
BC: And the disappearing boxers episode.
KL: Don't remind me. And can we really forget the time that...
WR: *clears his throat* Okay guys. We'll never get through this unless the questions get answered. You two get off topic easier than a child with ADD.
KL: But Ben does have ADD, don't you Ben?
BC: Say wa?
KL: See, told you.
WR: Alright, Ben, what are you getting Karl because you were a loser last Christmas and got him a fishing pole that he never uses?
BC: *glares at Karl* Why'd you have to tell him? This is going to get printed, and everyone's going to think I'm a jerk!
KL: You're not a jerk, just a confused guitarist. What are you getting me for Christmas, sweets?
BC: *frowns at the nickname* I think I'll probably get you a basket.
WR & KL: A basket?
BC: Yes, a basket, with stuff to go along with what we will be doing on Christmas. Since you weren't complaining about what I was doing before, I think I might just go back to it.
WR: Come on, we want details...What are you going to be doing?
KL: Excuse me, shouldn't I be the one asking that question?
WR: This part of the interview wasn't directed towards you, buzz off.
BC: Don't worry, love, I won't tell them everything. *winks at Karl*
KL: That's good. Don't give me a reason to leave you...
BC: *rolls his eyes* Honestly, some days. Okay, so yeah, I'm going to get him a basket of stuff because I'm going to rent this nice place up in the mountains...
KL: Which mountains?
BC: *thinks for a minute* Ahhh, the Alps, yeah, we'll go to the Alps and rent a nice little cabin out in the wilderness.
KL: Sounds nice. Go on...
BC: We could go walking, or we could stay in all cuddled up by the fire. We could fix hot chocolate with those little marshmallows that always seem to disappear from the bus...
KL: And the basket?
BC: Those would be used for later.
KL: Later?
BC: *winks* Yes, later, like when I decide to lock you in the bedroom for days on end.
KL: I thought you weren't going to tell them everything?
BC: I'm not, I'm not telling them what I'm going to do to you in the bedroom, now am I?
WR: Would be more interesting if you did...
KL: Would you bugger off? This isn't for you.
WR: The hell it's not, it's my interview!
KL: Yeah, but it's my Christmas present!
BC: Guys! Come on now. Enough of that, or we'll find something else to do with that damned fishing pole, since it's never going to get used for fishing.
KL: Like what?
BC: Ever been whipped with a willow branch?
KL: *swallows a bit nervously* You wouldn't beat me, would you?
BC: If you're a brat about it. That's what you'll get for Christmas, a good ass whoopin with last year's present. Sounds a lot cheaper and easier than the other one anyway.
KL: Ben! You can't be serious? I got you a new guitar last year!
BC: *starts giggling* You're too much fun to tease, ya know that?
KL: *mutters* Arsehole...
BC: Donger snogger.
KL: Proud to be!
WR: *groans* I'm not going to make it through this alive...
