WR: Somehow I know I'm going to regret this decision, however, the show must go on. Karl, who popped your cherry and when? And, if you're inclined, give us a few of our favorite things: DETAILS!
KL: *starts laughing* God, you Americans and your slang. You mean, 'When did I loose my hole,' yeah?
BC: And you're asking him this?
WR: No point in asking you, you've slept with everyone!
BC: *pulls a face and giggles* Damn straight, and proud of it!
KL: A circle is straighter than you are.
BC: Is there a problem with that?
KL: None at all. Let me think, who was first...
BC: You have to think about it?
KL: It's been a while, give me a break.
BC: Guess it wasn't that memorable.
KL: Why would you say that?
BC: If you have to think about your first time with a guy, kinda shows that you weren't totally into it.
KL: It was a rushed thing. Oh, yes, now I remember. We were on tour in Europe...
BC: You were already in the band before you...?
KL: Yes, duh, get a grip already. He snuck into my hotel room when we were staying in Baden Baden. I was glad when Darren finally stopped with his minimal German vocabulary. Having to hear it on stage was bad enough, but get him going and he'll babble the same things for hours.
BC: *breathes a sigh of relief*
KL: What was that for?
BC: I know that it wasn't Darren now. *grins*
KL: Yeah, Daniel had taped a roll of socks in his mouth, so he wasn't saying much of anything. It's always fun to see how Daniel ties him up, because he never does it the same way twice. That's only because Darren eventually figures out how to get free, he just has to be alone long enough.
BC: *grumbles*
KL: What now?
BC: That only leaves on person...
KL: Is there something wrong with him?
BC: He's too quiet...
KL: With chocolate brown eyes that melt, and a great set of biceps...
BC: 'EY!
KL: Alright, calm down. He came into the room we were sharing, and caught me trying to wank off after a very long and tiring show. I just wanted to kick back and relax, but he told me that he had a better idea.
BC: If he hurt you, I'll kill him.
KL: Oh knock it off, he did no such thing. Of course getting something that size put up there for the first time felt really odd and really uncomfortable at first, but it got better. What a night that was, makes me remember that I was glad we didn't have anything planned for the next day or I would have said to hell with it.
BC: So you liked it then?
KL: Yes, hats off to Lee Novak. He really was a great learning experience, after all, you haven't complained.
BC: I haven't had need to.
KL: See, there you go. He coached me along just as I'm sure he's done to others. Hell, give a Sex Ed course to teach and he'd do great.
BC: I'd like to know what kind of Sex Ed class teaches it like that.
KL: Wasn't there that one Monty Python sketch...
BC: Yes, but I'm talking reality.
KL: Who needs Sex Ed when you've got me?
BC: Good point.
WR: So, any hot tips on Lee that you'd like to share?
KL: Funny enough, he already knew all of Ben's turn on's by that time, and had spied on the Monkeys more than a few times.
BC: Hey, all that knowledge proved useful, didn't it?
KL: It did, I'm glad that he said something about it.
WR: *sighs in relief* Wow, looks like we finally got a somewhat mild one. Amazing...
