"Darren, it's my turn for the laptop..."

"Oh come on, just five more minutes?"

"You've had it for two hours."

"So, you've had the Playstation for five. Do you see me complaining about it?"

"But you don't like playing video games. You like eating healthy and running and doing yoga."

"That's not the point."

"Then what is?"

"You just want it because I have it."

"I want to check my mail!"

"What if I'm doing work? What if the tour depends on me being on here?"

"Then I would tell you that you are full of it, and to shove off. I want my turn!"

"Well, that's not very nice Jonesy. What would the fans say?"

"That you're a spoiled little Diva, and to give me a turn!"

"Oh, look what I found on the counter...Looks like a nice chocolate bar..."

"Chocolate?! Where??!!!"

"Go get it Danny!"

"*Munch munch chomp*"

"Finally, a little bit of piece."

"Darren?"

"What?"

"Was that a bribe?"

"Why would you think that?"

"Because you tossed it behind you like I was some kind of dog..."

"Oh, aren't you a smart little puppy!"

"*Growl*"

"Daniel! Bad boy...."

"I can't believe you! I am a guitarist, not a dog!"

"*Mumbles* Could have fooled me..."

"I still think that it should be my turn for the computer."

"What happened to yours?"

"You're using our only Internet connection..."

"Then I suppose that you will just have to wait."

"But what if my mum wrote me? What if someone was in a horrible accident?"

"Then they would be smart enough to call your cell, don't you think?"

"But what if they didn't have my number, and they couldn't get through because you are using the line?"

"Daniel, everyone who holds some importance to you has your number. Besides, wouldn't help if you were on the line, now would it?"

"I'll impose the Daniel Jones Time Wasting Tax!"

"Oh good lord, another tax? I suppose this one can't be paid off in chocolate?"

"Nope, it's paid off in extra time. You are wasting my computer time, so I'll just cut my share out of your next turn."

"You are just making these things up as you go along if you don't get your way! I should have thought of it when you wanted all that chocolate...You are using me, you rotten little pest!"

"Using you? You are stalling for more time! You aren't even looking at me while you are trying to chew me out."

"So what if I am? What are you going to do about it, Danny?"

"Do good on that promise to drown you in the toilet."

"How many times are you going to threaten me with that?"

"Until I make good on it. Beware Darren, I know where you sleep..."

"And I'm supposed to be scared? Ohhhh, Daniel, I know where you sleep too...Right across from me!"

"Alright, you've had your five minutes, now off!"

"I meant five minutes without you hanging on me. I want some privacy!"

"I swear, you are just trying to boost your ego on your bulletin boards. You know, they never say anything new at all."

"You're just jealous..."

"Nope, I can live without all of that junk."

"Ohhh, there's a Daniel Jones Thread! Never thought I'd see one of those in there..."

"Shut up, I am still not impressed."

"Hmmm, interesting picture that is..."

"Darren..."

"Oh, and look at all of those smilies..."

"Darren..."

"What's this? A picture of your house?"

"DARREN!"

"What?"

"Get off of the computer...NOW!"

"Well, aren't we impatient today."

"I could say the same about someone else..."

"Are you saying that I have no patience?"

"Not when there is something you want. Remember last week when you tackled Oli because he had your glasses?"

"He wouldn't give them back!"

"You didn't give him time to. You were pouncing on him as soon as you realized that it was him. I think I remember you telling him to give them back while you were rubbing his face in the carpet."

"Serves him right. Hey, you didn't give him the little chocolate loan interest thing that you were talking about!"

"That's because he didn't eat any of it, unlike a certain someone..."

"I told you it wasn't me!"

"And I keep telling you, you admitted to it! You came right out and said that you did, though how Oli got a hold of it all is beyond me."

"See, maybe you should be keeping a better eye on your brother than on me. He seems like the trouble maker."

"Well, he's not here right now, and you are the one causing me trouble."

"How do you mean?"

"You won't get off of the computer..."

"But fans are demanding! You know that..."

"So are singers, I see."

"It's mine, I was here first. You can't have it!"

"You are not making this easy on yourself..."

"If you would just go away, I could get my work done!"

"And if I walk away, you are going to be in here for another three hours looking at pictures of yourself!"

"I can't help it if people love me..."

"I, for one, do not at the moment."

"Then poor you. Now, go away."

"I'm going to count to three, Darren."

"Ohh, I'm so scared."

"You should be...Something very bad is going to happen if I make it to three and you aren't off."

"Neeeeerrrrr"

"One..."

"You don't scare me, Jones."

"Two..."

"Where are you going?"

"Three!"

*Click*

"DANIEL! TURN THE POWER BACK ON!!!"

"*Laughing hystarically*"