"Oh, what is this? The remote, and no Danny in site...Time to kick back and watch something interesting for once."
"*Cough*"
"No Dan, it is my turn to decide!"
"When is it ever your turn to decide? You get to decide about everything else, so the telly is mine!"
"NOOOOOOoooooooo!"
"*Click* Ahh, see, footy is on. You wouldn't want me to miss footy would you?"
"I hope you choke on your footy..."
"Now Darren, that wasn't very nice."
"Neither was you taking the remote. I had it first!"
"Okay, so just what would you watch?"
"Ahhh, Scooby Doo!"
"Cartoons? You'd rather watch cartoons than footy?"
"Any day. At least it's more interesting than you making me watch you surf the net."
"I didn't make you, you wouldn't go away!"
"How could I go away when you were sitting on me?"
"Ummm, good point, but that was only because you wouldn't give me my turn..."
"Because you are a greedy little..."
"OOOHHHHH LOOK! They SCORED! THEY SCORED!"
"Daniel! Sit down, the neighbors might be watching."
"But Brissy is winning..."
"Daniel, I will have to demand that you give me back the remote. You become too irrational when you watch footy."
"And what about the time that I let you watch the Grammy's? You threw the remote at the telly...Had to buy a new one because you cracked the screen!"
"I still think they didn't give it to the right people."
"Darren, hate to break it to you, but you weren't nominated..."
"Exactly! How can I beat these people when they won't nominate me?"
"*Sigh* Okay, okay, changing the channel now...Oh hey, Behind the Music is on."
"Who is it?"
"Faith Hill..."
"She's already taken."
"You didn't used to care about that. It's just a show!"
"So? What if I care now? Huh huh huh? What about it Danny?"
"You are impossible. Ah, okay, cooking show! You like cooking, don't you?"
"I think you are being the impossible one. *Snatch* Now, I shall have a turn. Hey, Entertainment Tonight..."
"No."
"Why?"
"No."
"Daniel..."
"No."
"But..."
"No."
"I just..."
"No."
"Alright, forget I said anything. How about a movie? We can find a good movie to watch."
"That totally depends on what you think a good movie is. Interview With A Vampire with the lights off is not a good movie."
"Well, neither is anything with Meg Ryan..."
"Take that back!"
"Not until you apologize. You were mean!"
"You started it!"
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did NOT!"
"Yes you DID! You said you wanted to watch a movie..."
"Okay, how about...ahhh...The Count of Monte Cristo?"
"Seen it...a lot."
"Lilo and Stitch?"
"No, you make noises through the whole thing..."
"The Matrix?"
"We are not going through that again. You always come out in that jacket and those glasses and prance around saying that you are Neo."
"But Neo is cool!"
"No."
"We could play games instead?"
"Darren, I just wanted to watch footy, that's all I wanted."
"I just wanted to watch Scooby, but that wasn't good enough for you."
"I swear, I am so going to drown you in the toilet!"
"Get original. How many times are you going to threaten me with that?"
"Until I actually do it."
"Ohhh, I'm so scared."
"You should be."
"*Glare*"
"Oh, you are just too cute when you're mad!"
"Shut up Daniel!"
"I think I need a camera. The fans would love this..."
"Daniel..."
"How your ears turn pink around the edges, and your eyes just get a shade brighter than usual..."
"Daniel..."
"And the hard, almost harmful objects that you tend to pick...up..."
"I told you..."
"You didn't tell me anything!"
"I...do...not...like...being...called...cute!"
"Darren...Would you mind putting the bottle down?"
"Why? So you can have an advantage? I don't think so!"
"You're losing touch. Please, no blood tonight..."
"Then let me choose!"
"*Groan* You so owe me for this..."
"Yeah, a broken neck!"
"*Pounce*"
"Aha!"
"Darren! It was mine!"
"And now it's mine. Time for Scooby Doo!"
"Could you do me a favor, and get OFF of ME?"
"Nope, sorry Danny. I get to watch first...hehe."
"I hate you Darren...I really really do..."
